What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:22
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Will Canadians still buy American products?
Me : Thank you.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : No
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : I'm 24.
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Me : I don't drink
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Sure.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Tea ?
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!